Rich Kid at School Who Treats Everybody Like Shit Doesn’t Understand Why Nobody Wants to Eat Lunch With Him

That chicken? Keep fucking it.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

That’s...a lot of reaction to very little.

Getting my food one millisecond earlier than someone else actually has nothing to do with how much respect I’m receiving, fun fact. Please teach your sons to respect women in ways that actually matter.

TEAM DOG DOES NOT APPROVE WE WILL HAVE OUR VENGEANCE.

That tweet wasn't transphobic.

You’d better watch out for that Ben Folds fellow.  He’s gonna say “Fuck!”

Nope. One doesn’t get to eat three quarters of the pizza and then ask for a refund ‘cause it’s not to one’s liking.

It seems like you are no longer interested in commenting on this piece, and it seems like asking questions may mean something different to me than it does to you. Is that true?

I too am a fellow fit person. I fit into 2xl shirts, husky pants, size 48 jackets, most barrels...

I had never heard of them until now, so I guess they got what they wanted.

I remember hearing how Playboy was no longer going to feature nude women but it turns out that change did not last very long and they are back to featuring nude women. This Amazon reviewer is very happy with the current status of Playboy magazine.

Why not watch it and form your own opinion? 

“I can’t afford to do that without staying with my family, but they’re cucked.”

Way to misread there, guy.

For $15,000 a month, I am wiling to keep quiet about this administration.

I hope the film actually involves LaBeouf’s character constantly explaining his tattoos with gradually increasing levels of irritation, as they’re all reminders of a misspent youth that he’d rather not talk about. Turns out he took a nice, boring job as an IRS agent in order to save up enough money to have them all…

“...helps you learn a new language by growing your favorite websites....”

I’d have hopes that the app could teach me what the Hell “growing your favorite websites” means; I understand what “growing” your OWN website means in terms of generating traffic, but that’s it.

Having said that, according to the iOS App store,…

Maybe we can set you up with Tab?