“I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve had to apply cream directly to his butthole. That’s parenting, bro.”

I could see this logic if you’re dating, even if it’s long term but I cannot imagine being willing to marry someone and caring if they can get into your email/social/banking. We have a shared keepass database, it’s the only way to get anything done. We do keep seperate amazon accounts but that’s just so we can buy…

i’m genuinely interested to see the excuses people come up with for this. it seems unfathomable to not share everything with my wife, passwords and all the information they protect included.

yeah i had to stop at “discard foreskins of newborn korean boys”

i don’t see how someone could make a stupid fucking comment like that without a) having watched the show or b) being a humorless dweeb

Everyone I know who watched it knew it was a parody going in and still loved it. I, for one, thought it made a great full series.

it definitely sets a president.

Hey Melania, just look at Vanessa and see how easy it is to divorce a Donald Trump.

Bedtimes tend to get away from us (parents and kids) - whether it’s finishing a project, binge watching a show, or whatever...

From past experiences, putting your faith in God as a cheater means you’re still a cheater and need your spirituality to not cheat. If someone cannot cheat on their own again shows m they are weak and use God as a handicap. .I don’t need someone to transcend being a typical human being, because the rest of us are…

I’m really interested to see how the talents and skills carry across through episodes. Hoping I can hone a super-Louis by the end.

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.

Maybe they haven’t handled a gun, but I imagine their bigger concern is whether they or someone like them will be forced to handle a bullet

Look at this scared old person realizing that the coming generation is going to decide the conditions of the old folks home they end up in.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

They’re “clueless about risk assessment” but many are able to purchase an AR-15. That seems strange, doncha think?

You mad snowflake? Sound a bit triggered.

1. They know a 19 year old with a history of mental illness and run-ins with the police was easily able to get an AR-15 thanks to the NRA and GOP.