What a surreal and slightly idiotic set of circumstances. I can’t identify with any part of this article, not the streamers, his viewers, his living situation, his apparent lack of adult coping skills to engage in other more conventional social activities during his suspension. These articles about Twitch, the…

“You can’t tell us how to live. This is America”

Horseshit. The relations are already bad, what you’re advocating for is utter stupidity mixed with some outright lies and some whataboutism. Piss off.

I waited tables through college and grad school, and I tip because it is the shittiest job in the entire universe:

Your friends seem pretty smart to get a console with a controller that is far superior for FPS’ than PS4's.

I find it super weird that this is an article. Like, this is about as newsworthy as “is goku stronger than superman? twitter weighs in.”

Captain’s Log: 3/12/2018

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

So essentially:

I was an ASM there for both IV and V and when they announced GTA5 we all joked they spelled out “Five” so customers can’t possibly screw it up this time.

Every time I see an article using Latinx, I tend to think of Community: “Stop trying to make ‘streets ahead’ a thing, Pierce!”
“Saying that just means you are streets behind.”

Isha is a staff reporter who covers pop culture, representation in media, and your new faves.

Eh. It still doesn’t seem as racist and presumptuous as the word “Latinx.”

*cough* https://deals.kinja.com *cough*

*writes article about giving up Amazon*

*posts article linking to Amazon to save money on charging cables*

He said he has the best memory.

Duh, It’s because y’all libtard cuck snowflakes decided your coastal elite safe space wasn’t big enough and tore down our heritage statues, causing the lucrative “foreign-born U.S. Civil War history buff” demographic to forget the war ever happened and thus have no reason to visit.

“The two went with the smoothie, boldly going through the drive-thru and asking for the entire menu”

Well, the words “she’s a fucking moron” spring to mind.