I can see why they see him as a religious person. I mean, every time I see him on TV, I go, “Oh, god...”

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

Please don’t mention wrinkles. Or receding hairlines.

Sigh...

Any time I think about forcing gender constructs on babbies, I think of this:

I believe diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War.

The definition is right there in the New Obecky Dictionary:

People who shoot up pizza restaurants thinking that they’re going to free child sex slaves?

“... is insane, but it’s too insane to ever be taken seriously ....”

it seemed less he was anti gun and more paranoid rednecks went into a panic that a democrat, particularly a black one, was going to take their guns so they ran like obedient little doggies and bought and bought. fear motivates the stupid, and it certainly did then. The joke is, that outside of a few big social issues,…

Kidding on the square.

unless you think journalists should not attend dinner parties with people they might cover (which is insane).

So...kids are calling them ears now. Good to learn.

It is unpronounceable because it is a made up non-sense word. It’s pretty rich to mock someone for being unable to pronounce some made-up bullshit.

Well, I guess that settles it ...