You know, I’m not usually big on capital punishment or “eye for an eye” but, uh...

How is this news?  Anyone who’s ever worked as a server (in 43 particular states) knows this.

Yeesh, that’s bad.  

*fewer consequences

This dude knows what’s up.

Fatsuits are bad 99% of the time. There are always alternatives.

Putting a bullet in the pilot before it ever aired.

“...or a ticket to see Sonic.”

Welcome to AV Club!  

No idea, but it’s available on Epic Games Store right now.

“It was definitely not Oceans 11 but with women.” 

NO NO NO NO NO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

I mean.....

“I also would say that some of that quirkinesses will wear this a lot faster while binging than it did weekly over four years.”

I hope your butt’s a good one!  

Anyone care to leave a comment on what the “viral moment” is?  I can’t be watching a fuckin’ video here.

Laugh at that campaign all you want, it fucking worked like a charm.  Huge bounceback for Dominos, plus they got my family’s business again after the vast improvement.

ok kid lol

Don’t tell me that. =(

God, I fucking miss Ally McBeal. I still can’t quite put my finger on it but that show always made me so happy. I was SOOOOO invested in it and its quirky characters. I was probably the only 12-year-old boy counting down the minutes until I could watch Ally McBeal with my dad on Fox.