Lifehack(???):   set expectations for your children and lay out the consequences that follow.

I would be more concerned if there were any chance in fucking hell you’d ever have kids.  But considering yours is the only life you’re fucking up, please continue.

Jesus fucking Christ, “Bill” in the comments.

Go get your own fucking food, you lazy shit.

“...and no less than three unpopular motion pictures.”

“Namely, he kept on quitting jobs and at one time was effectively unemployed for nearly two years while he tried to get a Twitch presence going.”

Hmmmm, donate $50 to l33tNaziFRAWG69 or buy groceries this week?

Because they’re absolute fucking morons.

S’MORES 4 LYFE BB

Cringe weeb

“I guess they finally realized they have to evolve if they want to stay in business.”

I intensely dislike butter added to bread and go without it 99.99% of the time. (Before anyone asks, I have no problem with recipes that contain lots and lots of butter, I just don’t like butter spread on things after the fact.)

Modern Christians are among the least Christ-like people to ever exist.

That’s probably more accurate, yeah.  Just a bunch of kids who don’t know shit but can’t go thirty minutes without exuding internet snark. 

“Is the AV Club that disdainful of its audience...?

Who gives a shit?  If you’re dedicating time and effort into making “play videogames on camera” a “career,” you’ve got much bigger problems.

Where my fuckin’ #BoyDads at?  No love for us?

BK gets a lot of shit but their non-burger options are surprisingly underrated. Their spicy chicken is excellent and my wife (who despises BK) still says they have the best fish sandwich in all of fast food.

Just don’t be one of the fucking idiots that plays shallow gacha trash then?

YES!