I saw it clear as day a few hours into the first game and dropped the series forever, but shit-eating weebs have bought too far in to admit they’re wrong now.

Spell it correctly and I’ll buy three!

While that kind of thing definitely happens from time to time, it most certainly is not motherfucking 90%. Feel free to fuck off to r/hyperbole.

God fucking DAMN it.

Well, that was shit.

This. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about ambient noise because, well, people exist and people make noise.

Wow, you mean you don’t understand a niche fetish that you don’t have?  What other revelations can you share with us?

Smells like SponCon.

To correct you, if the Burger King and gas station are operating on American soil, then by definition they must offer you minimum wage. That’s what “minimum wage” means, bro.

Basically this.  Either unionize or quit because you’re not going to change a motherfucking thing until then.

Decimating our education system and creating dumber and dumber generations of kids are actual strategies employed by Republican lawmakers.

Yeah, no.  That Ninja Robot is blind as fuck.

You’re 100% correct but the people here don’t want to hear the truth. Enjoy the angry comments from idiots defending other idiots making idiotic life decisions!

You’re 100% correct but the people here don’t want to hear the truth. Enjoy the angry comments from idiots defending other idiots making idiotic life decisions! I collect them as little badges of honor.

Luckily, no.  I’ve neither experienced that personally nor heard of anyone else.  It’s definitely not rancid oil.  It looks, smells, and tastes almost exactly like the liquid butter crap you pour out of those spigots in the movie theater.  

Just making sure no one thought I was being figurative.

Then don’t take a stupid fucking gig job.  Zero sympathy for gig workers.  

1000% this.

Pop Secret was my favorite but then we discovered Orville Redenbacher’s Pour-Over Movie Theater Butter popcorn. It literally comes with a pouch of liquid butter that you pour over the freshly popped popcorn. It is literally as close to movie theater popcorn as you can get from your microwave at home.