I hope your butt’s a good one!  

Anyone care to leave a comment on what the “viral moment” is?  I can’t be watching a fuckin’ video here.

Laugh at that campaign all you want, it fucking worked like a charm.  Huge bounceback for Dominos, plus they got my family’s business again after the vast improvement.

ok kid lol

Don’t tell me that. =(

God, I fucking miss Ally McBeal. I still can’t quite put my finger on it but that show always made me so happy. I was SOOOOO invested in it and its quirky characters. I was probably the only 12-year-old boy counting down the minutes until I could watch Ally McBeal with my dad on Fox.

Lifehack(???):   set expectations for your children and lay out the consequences that follow.

I would be more concerned if there were any chance in fucking hell you’d ever have kids.  But considering yours is the only life you’re fucking up, please continue.

Jesus fucking Christ, “Bill” in the comments.

Go get your own fucking food, you lazy shit.

“...and no less than three unpopular motion pictures.”

Hey, just wanted to say that you are really fucking stupid and are getting rightfully pilloried.

“Namely, he kept on quitting jobs and at one time was effectively unemployed for nearly two years while he tried to get a Twitch presence going.”

Hmmmm, donate $50 to l33tNaziFRAWG69 or buy groceries this week?

Because they’re absolute fucking morons.

S’MORES 4 LYFE BB

Oh no, you mean the bastion of old racist conservative boomers who think climate change is a Chinese hoax are going to drown!?!?

I dunno, I’d pay good money to own a keychain containing Donald Trump’s digital soul that I could torture for all of eternity.

Cringe weeb

“I guess they finally realized they have to evolve if they want to stay in business.”