Holy fucking shit, you are STUPID.

I intensely dislike butter added to bread and go without it 99.99% of the time. (Before anyone asks, I have no problem with recipes that contain lots and lots of butter, I just don’t like butter spread on things after the fact.)

Modern Christians are among the least Christ-like people to ever exist.

That’s probably more accurate, yeah.  Just a bunch of kids who don’t know shit but can’t go thirty minutes without exuding internet snark. 

“Is the AV Club that disdainful of its audience...?

Who gives a shit?  If you’re dedicating time and effort into making “play videogames on camera” a “career,” you’ve got much bigger problems.

Where my fuckin’ #BoyDads at?  No love for us?

BK gets a lot of shit but their non-burger options are surprisingly underrated. Their spicy chicken is excellent and my wife (who despises BK) still says they have the best fish sandwich in all of fast food.

Just don’t be one of the fucking idiots that plays shallow gacha trash then?

YES!

I saw it clear as day a few hours into the first game and dropped the series forever, but shit-eating weebs have bought too far in to admit they’re wrong now.

Spell it correctly and I’ll buy three!

Counterpoint:  who gives a single fuck what religion thinks about science?

While that kind of thing definitely happens from time to time, it most certainly is not motherfucking 90%. Feel free to fuck off to r/hyperbole.

God fucking DAMN it.

Well, that was shit.

This. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about ambient noise because, well, people exist and people make noise.

Wow, you mean you don’t understand a niche fetish that you don’t have?  What other revelations can you share with us?

I’m curious to know what you think this could possibly be referencing, if not Alanis? 

Smells like SponCon.