Fast food
Retail
Gas stations
Post office
Or go to a community college and get a degree

I get shit every time I point this out. Morons here don’t want to hear the truth.

To correct you, if the Burger King and gas station are operating on American soil, then by definition they must offer you minimum wage. That’s what “minimum wage” means, bro.

Basically this.  Either unionize or quit because you’re not going to change a motherfucking thing until then.

Decimating our education system and creating dumber and dumber generations of kids are actual strategies employed by Republican lawmakers.

Yeah, no.  That Ninja Robot is blind as fuck.

You’re 100% correct but the people here don’t want to hear the truth. Enjoy the angry comments from idiots defending other idiots making idiotic life decisions!

You’re 100% correct but the people here don’t want to hear the truth. Enjoy the angry comments from idiots defending other idiots making idiotic life decisions! I collect them as little badges of honor.

Exactly.  There’s always more morons willing to sign up to drive around delivering Taco Bell to stoners for $3 a pop.

Then stop taking stupid fucking gig work and get a real, stable job. Literally anything is better than this dogshit. You are being taken advantage of on an hourly basis and you just keep coming back for more. You could walk away but you just keep opening wide for that shit in your mouth, then complaining that it…

Luckily, no.  I’ve neither experienced that personally nor heard of anyone else.  It’s definitely not rancid oil.  It looks, smells, and tastes almost exactly like the liquid butter crap you pour out of those spigots in the movie theater.  

Just making sure no one thought I was being figurative.

Then don’t take a stupid fucking gig job.  Zero sympathy for gig workers.  

1000% this.

Pop Secret was my favorite but then we discovered Orville Redenbacher’s Pour-Over Movie Theater Butter popcorn. It literally comes with a pouch of liquid butter that you pour over the freshly popped popcorn. It is literally as close to movie theater popcorn as you can get from your microwave at home.

Four tiny paragraphs is a bit too much to read, eh?

The sad truth is that there’s no enforcement or accountability. When there’s hardly ever any repercussions beyond (maybe) a slap on the wrist, why would they comply? I’ve sat in meetings before where the study sponsor is literally arguing with each other on whether and/or when to post to ClinicalTrials.gov and all of…

This is the best news I’ve heard in a long time.

I came to just write “Delete your stupid fucking Twitter account, you brainless sheep” but this is better.