That’s one of my favorite little touches in the videogame The Last of Us.

Harry Potter bored the shit out of me and I dropped it halfway through the third book.

-none of the answers are “ask them to share”

Literally this. It’s not for you at all. It’s for everyone else at your table. These were the exact words to the Applebees birthday song when I worked there:

Who cares?

The Taco Bell ones are great.

You know you’re contributing to the media crush, right?

I didn’t want to know anything about it, nor did I ask.

Hear hear.

Who said I was angry?

This whole fucking website has been lousy with grade school-tier typos and other spelling/grammar errors for YEARS.  New management may have exacerbated the problem but they sure as hell didn’t start it.

While I am a staunch atheist, I do believe that a man named Jesus Christ existed and that he indeed preached peace. I do not believe he was the son of God, though. He was a man and has been dead a long time. He is not listening to anyone’s prayers. Nobody is.

“While what I will say will most assuredly be discredited because I don’t have kids myself...”

No problem, buddy. 

I DO feel a lot better about myself. Thanks, kiddo.

I’m just tired of hearing gig workers bitch about gig work getting shittier every day while continuing to do the shitty gig work. Endless articles about how the gig economy is a bullshit scam.....endless Reddit threads where people doing gig work bitch about how much they hate gig work. It’s like every single person…

Fair point.  

“Though as much as I like hentai...”

Congrats on the only nuanced comment here. I see your point, and have been caught in the “too qualified” category too, which fucking sucks.

The people hated Jesus, for he told them the truth.