Note to self: Sam just looked at the screen.

Gee, it’s really hard to pinpoint why this site is getting fucked so hard when they turn in quality articles like this. I hope you find another minimum wage job that’s willing to pay you to write about nothing but The Sims and That One Time You Played A Shitty F2P Mobile Dating Game.

“I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!”

Correct.

I think it benefits a lot from the maple-ness of the McGriddle.  It’s obviously still their generic $1 chicken patty but it’s elevated somewhat by the pancakey buns.

Glad I wasn’t the only one. I was rushing to the comments to post “Uhhh, I’ve been getting a Chicken McGriddle for months, maybe years?” (which I guess I just did).

I took a mental health day a few weeks ago and it was.....fucking amazing.

It’s kinda weird that so many people need to be ready with symptoms and excuses and evidence.  PTO is PTO.  If you’re entitled to it, you’re entitled to use it whenever the fuck you want.  

Sad but true. Now get ready for everyone to jump up your ass for stating common sense facts.

You are now aware that you are manually breathing.

Imagine defending Mark Zuckerberg on the internet for free.

Name a single motherfucking “awful” thing that is directly attributable to atheism.

People who “genuinely believe” in invisible sky fairies deserve to be insulted. They’re fucking stupid.

And then there’s this dickhead dog owner.

I’m sure they’re reading the comments on Kotaku.  Great job.

“...came to me when my boyfriend and I...” 
“...the song stuck in my head long after my boyfriend and I...” 

Yeah, I’m torn as fuck on this. I randomly decided to watch S1 on a whim while sick on the couch one day and ended up bingeing it. Holy shit, it grabbed me so hard and I didn’t even stand up until I had finished it.

If this isn’t the Takeout’s new slogan for 2020, I’ll be upset.

They can delay it all they want - it’ll still be a shitty phone game no matter when it releases.

While I don’t doubt you at all, I do doubt that a random independent BBQ restaurant has a “CCTV camera worth its salt.”