Stupid assholes always think they’re funny with the Candlejack bit unt

Beetlejuice > Candyman > Bloody Mary

No lights = nearly impossible to identify suspects on security camera footage.

I despise “influencers” for myriad reasons, this being just one of them.

“I was badly injured while saving a bus full of orphans moments before it plunged off a cliff.  Did you not see the news?  It was everywhere.”

Using our kids to get out of shit we don’t want to do is like.....35% of the reason we had kids.

You don’t put a game on sale for almost 50% off this soon after release because “it runs poorly.” If that were the case, you’d patch the hell out of it and maybe drop it 10-20%.

You don’t put a game on sale for almost 50% off this soon after release because “it runs poorly.” If that were the…

Well, shit.  That’s depressing.  I guess all the rumors of CONTROL flopping were true.  You don’t get a sale this big this early for no reason.

Well, shit.  That’s depressing.  I guess all the rumors of CONTROL flopping were true.  You don’t get a sale this…

There’s evil.

“Room share—keep baby’s sleep area in the same room where you sleep for the first 6 months or, ideally, for the first year.”

Severe Motion Sickness: The Game™

“I am a guy in my 40s, handsome, more financially successful than most, and a classic sexual scoundrel. I cheated on my ex-wife and every girlfriend I’ve ever had.”

Yeah, this gritty, realistic Canadian wilderness should have Orcs and Demons and shit! Fuck wolves!

I agree with you but I’m far less diplomatic about it.

Ok, I take it back.  Not everyone would be a good parent.

As ibRAD says, “it can be done.” My wife and I both work and are solidly middle-class (maybe a smidgeon above) and have two kids in daycare. Each month of daycare for each kid costs more than our mortgage. We basically pay 3.5x fucking mortgages a month.

Rainbow Dash is best horse.

“We’re just trying to raise kind, empathetic people.”

You don’t have kids, do you?

You don’t have kids, do you?