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This isn’t creepy in any fashion whatsoever.  Maybe stick to writing about The Sims and shitty mobile dating games?

If you cheated on a partner, you’re worthless motherfucking scum and deserve every single bad thing that happens to you. It is one of the most morally bankrupt acts a human can commit.

If you ever supported Trump in any way whatsoever in the history of this plane of reality, you’re a worthless fucking monster and I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

ME.

I’ve got two very young boys and I feel ya, girl.  When the kids are in bed, it’s time for dad to smoke and chill.

It might make my 3yo chill the fuck out for an hour so.....sure, bring it on!

Hardee’s just isn’t an option in my area, but good to know.

A considerable amount. Let’s just say when Arby’s finally discontinued breakfast service, it was because I stopped going. I was single-handedly keeping their breakfast afloat but alas, I am one man.

You’re right, the English muffin is not the “end-all, be-all” - it’s simply THE BEST, PERIOD.

It could be, but it could also just be a smaller bun (like a JBC vs. a Dave’s Double). I feel like if they actually had English muffins, they would be listed somewhere among the 3x croissants and 3x biscuit offerings.

Oof.  RIP, Wendy’s breakfast.

“Not justifying going through someone’s phone...”

4chan, for one.  

PewDiePie: “Don’t drag me into your politics.”

Ok, but what does Breitbart think?  Has Alex Jones weighed in yet?  What about Milo? 

Wow, so inspiring! It’s amazing what you can accomplish with a year of totally free, three-times-a-day personal training that costs more money than I will ever have in my life!

Man, I hope nobody in your life is struggling with a mental health issue or you’d really look like an ignorant asshole.

Well, she’s definitely going to want to speak to a manager now.

Yeah, I never liked him.  Just.....left a bad taste in my mouth.