Okay, fine!  I’ll stop!

In her case? I could absolutely see either and/or both.

My wife was only 3 centimeters dilated when we went to the hospital, and they immediately admitted our white asses and set us up in a room so they could make her comfortable and allow her to wait until she was 5 centimeters. I can’t even imagine how fucking angry I would be if they told us to go home. Actually, I can…

Oh man, in my high school (slightly north of hillbilly southern Ohio) her name was Aurora Skye.

Totally, dude! My wife and I were gonna have another baby but then I saw a Mexican guy and now...I don’t know...

This may shock you, but I possess eyes that allow me to see whether the Bad Parker was forced to Badly Park due to circumstances beyond their control or if they’re just being a fucking idiot asshole.

SOB = Son of (a) bitch
HDP = Hijo de puta

Oh my god, same.  I concoct all these elaborate revenge schemes in my head before inevitably settling for opening my door a little too hard (oopsie!) and dinging the offending car that parked way over the line.

I am that person in Ohio.

Only once they’re born.

I have two boys (3 and newborn) and this is ALREADY on my mind. I can’t even imagine how much of a fucking trainwreck I’m going to be when they start going to school.

Same.  I’ve ended friendships over politics and regretted 0% of them.  I straight-up deleted my Facebook account years ago for various reasons - rampant bigotry being one of them.

This is why I make it a point to not befriend religious people.

Why the fuck are you shilling this F2P dogshit?  What the fuck is wrong with you, Mike?  I really hope they cut you a check for this because then it would just be normal sad instead of incredibly fucking pathetic.

I, too, miss the good old days of rampant pedophilic sodomy.

Angry, not mean.

Can’t even be bothered to proofread their own fucking HEADLINES.

So heavily discounting games results in dramatically higher sales?

Didn’t even bother to proofread your fucking HEADLINE.  

Great article!