Continuing to frequent this website.

Fine, I’m not doing business with any Christians anymore because their backward and bigoted beliefs are contrary to my own and I will not be forced to do business with anyone I disagree with.

“Plot Summary: Four high school girls...”

Jeez, my face is red reading this. I’m pretty bad at this, and I know it, and I often apologize to my 3yo son after the fact, but I still feel awful.

I’d be willing to bet I’m the insane data spike they saw in Northern Kentucky and said “there’s no way this is accurate” and expunged me from the study.

I’m a wealthy white area and I can definitely corroborate.

Props for not writing it as “...that would SHOCK many parents,” I guess?

“To prove that we are fair and balanced and allow all viewpoints, we’ve decided to invite Jason Vorhees to our roundtable discussion on the disproportionate rate of people who...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Jason has murdered everyone on stage.”

I go home when my shift is done. Any work I didn’t complete that shift will be moved to the subsequent shift.

No, I don’t miss anything that’s been discontinued. My absolute favorite items are the Cheesy Gordita Crunch and Baja Blast, and both of those will survive until the death of our sun.

I think it’s the Shittyfuck Gross-Ass Doritos Ranch Taco which was - finally - rightfully killed.

Step 1:
“Who Fucking Gives a Shit”?

What’s the next article for Jerk Week?

Definitely agree. “Bury the lede” is a complete jargony phrase. By changing it to “lead” it completely pulls apart the meaning. “Bury the lede” is an accepted journo phrase. “Bury the lead” means absolutely fucking nothing.

To be fair, Clueless Hero is fucking worthless. Terrible art, no jokes, it’s just unmitigated shit.

“...when in the right “Let’s go encourage the shit out of some people” frame of mind.”

Ugh, it’s Dave...

^--This

Yep. My wife spent a few years doing residencies at various hospitals in our and neighboring states.

Yeah, I’d spend $20 on this. $30 tops.