“But none of them are going to rallies and singing ‘Springtime for Hitler’.” 

This.  World War Z is surprisingly awesome.

I dunno, man.  I’ve been laughing and boozing for decades and things just keep getting worse.

Fair enough.  Consider my Cheerios pissed in.

I’m not talking about some Soylent Green manufacturing plant.  I’m just talking about organic peer-to-peer cannibalism.  Just cut off the head and throw it away.  Eat everything else.  No problem.

Looks fucking stupid.  Thanks.

I’m neither a doctor nor play one on TV, but aren’t prions only in the brain?

I am VERY committed to this idea.

Good!

No, fuck you.

Came home one day to find my wife casually trimming her pubic hair.

Oh neat. I was actually just thinking about this. I can’t wait to click on this article and read some good inf-

Kickstart that shit, yo.

“Now, the chain has announced it’s introducing...delivery.”

“Once a week, I’d enter that GameStop to ask whichever bored employee was manning the place when they’d get Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii, and whether they’d give it to me early.”

We get it - you’re unnerved by furries and uncomfortable with whatever fucked-up kink you have.  Please take your projection to your local movie theater.

Speaking of stinky bathrooms, Tomato, you still haven’t drunk my diarrhea. When are you going to drink my diarrhea?

“Here’s a better idea: Vote for Andrew Yang in 2020...

Done and done.  Thanks, Credit Karma!

Yeah, if literally ONE absence causes the whole ship to fall apart, then something is very very fucking wrong with that ship.