Step 1:
“Who Fucking Gives a Shit”?

What’s the next article for Jerk Week?

Definitely agree. “Bury the lede” is a complete jargony phrase. By changing it to “lead” it completely pulls apart the meaning. “Bury the lede” is an accepted journo phrase. “Bury the lead” means absolutely fucking nothing.

To be fair, Clueless Hero is fucking worthless. Terrible art, no jokes, it’s just unmitigated shit.

“...when in the right “Let’s go encourage the shit out of some people” frame of mind.”

“You don’t shoot a guy in the dick, Butters!”

Ugh, it’s Dave...

^--This

Yep. My wife spent a few years doing residencies at various hospitals in our and neighboring states.

Yeah, I’d spend $20 on this. $30 tops.

“But none of them are going to rallies and singing ‘Springtime for Hitler’.” 

This.  World War Z is surprisingly awesome.

I dunno, man.  I’ve been laughing and boozing for decades and things just keep getting worse.

Do you know how I know you didn’t read the article?

Fair enough.  Consider my Cheerios pissed in.

I’m not talking about some Soylent Green manufacturing plant.  I’m just talking about organic peer-to-peer cannibalism.  Just cut off the head and throw it away.  Eat everything else.  No problem.

Looks fucking stupid.  Thanks.

I’m neither a doctor nor play one on TV, but aren’t prions only in the brain?

I am VERY committed to this idea.

Good!