Glad he lost his job. Fucker needs to get over himself.

Press ‘S’ to spit on grave.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.  No one is this oblivious.  “Soulslike/souls-like” has been thrown around liberally since roughly a week after Dark Souls released.

I spent like 15 minutes trying to come up with a better/snappier answer than “yes” but...

Harsh but fair.

If you threaten a mass shooting, whether “””””””jokingly””””””” or not, you should be barred from ever owning a firearm as long as you live.

Wait, you’re telling me a generic-ass JRPG made by a company called Tokyo RPG Factory is a soulless bore?  Let me find my shocked eyebrows.

GAMERS RISE UP

82 when I’m sleeping!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

FUCK INCELS

-IT’S SO EASY
-Some people are fat but healthy
-Some people are thin but sickly
-ONLY DOCTORS can tell you how to be healthy (fuck nutritionists, fuck personal trainers, fuck people who do research and read labels and make smart choices without a doctor)
-Being fat is bad
-Being skinny is bad
-Not working out is bad
-Working…

We do.  Doesn’t change the fact that English muffin is better.

Wow, you’re a stupid piece of shit, huh?

Oh man, you like SDM, too?  Yeah, I’ve been a Stiffie for years, man.

It’s vaping.  Vaping is why.

Nice.™

The king’s been crowned for a long time, dude.

I went back and played Grandia I after playing Grandia II and fucking loving it.  You’re not missing much.  It’s basically the same game with worse graphics, less interesting characters, a less interesting world, and a less interesting story.  It felt like “Generic JRPG: The Game” albeit with a kick-ass battle system.

I should clarify - I do still get mild Munchie pangs, I just ignore them because it’s “too big a deal” to eat. I definitely still get thoughts like, “Man, an entire bag of Skittles would be amazing right now,” I’m just too lazy (both naturally + byproduct of weed) to do anything about it.

Reminds me of that dude who proved this point by eating nothing but Twinkies for a month and still lost weight, or something like that.