Yes and no. You have to stare pretty intently at the camera for a few seconds longer than unlocking to verify it’s you, THEN you have to double-tap the power button. Nearly impossible to do accidentally.

“Since AV Club is just reposting stuff from Twitter now...”

Way to cherrypick. Nothing to say about SuperGIRL, Gossip GIRL, Gilmore GIRLS, GLOW (Gorgeous LADIES[GIRLS] of Wrestling), and Veronica Mars GIRL?

Who are these worthless people and why do you feel it’s necessary to publicize them?

Remember kids - if you have an anime avatar, your opinion doesn’t matter!

“I guess anyone with a high school diploma can be a so-called writer.”

And nothing of value was lost.

They care a motherfucking shitload more about you than the Republicans.  I’m not saying they’re perfect or that you’re wrong, but dude, don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.

Fuck off, Tomas Lazenby.

HI I AM A CHILDLESS ADULT CONSERVATIVE WITH AN ANIME GIRL AVATAR PLEASE RESPOND

“Just convince yourself to keep going.”

Man, you were SO CLOSE to being right until the last two words.

The wife lost me as soon as she admitted having an affair.

The negligent parent who left them there to die, that’s fucking who.

Okay, but why fucking livestream it?

That’s Arnheim.  He’s a self-righteous pedant who literally cannot reply to a post without (A) making it 25x longer than it needs to be, (B) pointing out what a smart college professor he is who uses big fancy words, and (C) calling everyone else stupid when they don’t agree with him.

How annoying is it to ask for a table 15 minutes before closing time?

You’re not wrong. 

I will watch anything - ANYTHING - rotoscoped.

“You can keep your white male religion. Enjoy.”