Good.

Wait, really?  Shit, where did I put that toddler cage key?

“Some of Fallout 76’s most devoted players and biggest spenders appear to be drawing the line at a new $25 bundle...”

Third Eye Blind is good, was always good, and continues to be good. I’ve listened to them at least weekly since high school, and I’m 35. Fuck y’all haters.

Thanks for the free advertisement, Nathan.

I’m too lazy to do so, but please pretend I made a really good “sex/nut” pun and give me lots of stars.  Thanks.

A doppelganger, he ain’t. Dude doesn’t really look like Driver at all, and only vaguely kinda-sorta-maybe looks like him when doing the same pose next to a picture of Driver.

“Maybe I’m missing some context...”

You’re not wrong, but I’d much much much much much much much much much much much much rather deal with an unarmed irate customer than an irate customer with a gun.

Gig jobs suck. But jobs that aren’t gig jobs exist. If you choose to work a gig job, you get what you get.

“Mayim Bialik is smart.”
“Mayim Bialik is opening a vegan restaurant.”

Gig jobs suck. Jobs that aren’t gig jobs exist. If you do a gig job, you get what you get.

CROSBIE
MOTHERFUCKING
OBLITERATED

What a completely fucking non-issue.  I’m reclining if I want to.  Fuck you.

Alright, look, I’m only going to show you this ONE more time...

I also see “horde/hoard”, “peak/peek/pique”, and other common errors most of us stopped making in junior high.

“Hosted by The Good Place’s Jameela Jamil...”
Hmmm...okay, go on.

Don’t.

I think all (self-respecting) work computers have Ad Blockers installed by your IT department by default.

HI, I CLICKED ON THIS THING I HATE TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I HATE THIS THING.