And they’ll continue to beg you to turn off your Ad Blocker (no, fuck you), even though you literally can’t read the blog through the ads.

Cry me a fucking river. Enjoy prison!

Fuck, really?  Well, that makes this slightly easier, I guess.  He’s lost my vote.

Yeah, it’s really weird how college-educated folks with actual careers don’t get exploited like gig-workers do.  I wonder if there’s a lesson in there somewhere.

Would you be willing to explain how this isn’t a valid criticism? Because I’m one of the guys who would say this. If I work somewhere and I’m being mistreated or exploited, I go find a new/better job. I’ve done it at least twice in my life so far. I’m honestly asking here, not trolling, because I want to hear the…

They didn’t name him Robert Quince.

Yep, 100%.  This isn’t a delicate “oh man, this is so complex” situation -- dude’s at work openly bragging about cheating on his wife with whom you are good friends.  Tell her ASAP.  With proof, if possible.  Even without, tell her ASAP.

Which leaves me just enough space to dominate YouTube with “Senior Citizens React to Tubgirl”!

What a stupid fucking lazy premise for a movie.  Please stop fellating the Beatles and do something - anything - original.

Did you, uh, read the article?  It’s like, two paragraphs and one of the first things you see is a giant box containing the answer to the question you’re asking.

I’m an unabashed short-hair-on-women lover.  Blame it on my pubescence spent crushing on 90's Meg Ryan, I suppose.  I’ve never met a woman with long hair that got a short cut and DIDN’T look better after, including my wife.  Granted, huge bias, but, uh...give short hair a chance, ladies!  I think lots of guys like it…

Oh dear, has the market for “vaguely-flavored carbonated piss” finally crashed?

Y’all are fucking stupid for having this shit on your phones in the first place.

Zon Absolutely OBLITERATES Gizmodo Media Group With SCORCHING Take - Click Here for Video!

OH FUUUUUUUUCK

Yeah, I called them during a very dark time in college and...they did absolutely fucking nothing. Just more empty platitudes from people who didn’t even know me.  What a joke.

Mellow status:  harshed

Seriously, holy FUCK, this boils my blood like nothing else. If you’re not willing to go AT LEAST 10 over the speed limit, stay the fuck out of the far-left lane.

“Within a day, she amassed nearly 200,000 in a day.”

Yep. I look forward to this piece of shit dying alone in prison at the age of 105.