“Maybe I’m missing some context...”

You’re not wrong, but I’d much much much much much much much much much much much much rather deal with an unarmed irate customer than an irate customer with a gun.

Gig jobs suck. But jobs that aren’t gig jobs exist. If you choose to work a gig job, you get what you get.

“Mayim Bialik is smart.”
“Mayim Bialik is opening a vegan restaurant.”

CROSBIE
MOTHERFUCKING
OBLITERATED

What a completely fucking non-issue.  I’m reclining if I want to.  Fuck you.

Alright, look, I’m only going to show you this ONE more time...

I also see “horde/hoard”, “peak/peek/pique”, and other common errors most of us stopped making in junior high.

“Hosted by The Good Place’s Jameela Jamil...”
Hmmm...okay, go on.

Don’t.

I think all (self-respecting) work computers have Ad Blockers installed by your IT department by default.

HI, I CLICKED ON THIS THING I HATE TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I HATE THIS THING.

And they’ll continue to beg you to turn off your Ad Blocker (no, fuck you), even though you literally can’t read the blog through the ads.

Cry me a fucking river. Enjoy prison!

Fuck, really?  Well, that makes this slightly easier, I guess.  He’s lost my vote.

They didn’t name him Robert Quince.

Yep, 100%.  This isn’t a delicate “oh man, this is so complex” situation -- dude’s at work openly bragging about cheating on his wife with whom you are good friends.  Tell her ASAP.  With proof, if possible.  Even without, tell her ASAP.

What a stupid fucking lazy premise for a movie.  Please stop fellating the Beatles and do something - anything - original.

Did you, uh, read the article?  It’s like, two paragraphs and one of the first things you see is a giant box containing the answer to the question you’re asking.

I’m an unabashed short-hair-on-women lover.  Blame it on my pubescence spent crushing on 90's Meg Ryan, I suppose.  I’ve never met a woman with long hair that got a short cut and DIDN’T look better after, including my wife.  Granted, huge bias, but, uh...give short hair a chance, ladies!  I think lots of guys like it…