I’m a grown man who stands up for himself. You’re a coward who thinks taking a lunch break is “risking your livelihood.”

I agree with you 100% but I think you know as well as I do that 90% of employers see “salary” as “slavery.” When the job is done, they’ll just find you another job. No employer is going to accept fewer than 40 hours/week out of a salaried position — and quite often more.

I’m on your side.  If you think it’s “bold” to take the lunch break you’re entitled to, talk to Kate Bernot.  She made that ridiculous claim.

I said “probably be more flexible,” not “this is how it should be.”

Exactly. I’m going to broadly generalize an entire population of people here and guess that at least some, if not most, of the millennials who THINK they’re getting bad performance reviews and no promotions because they take a lunch break are actually just bad workers and do a shitty job.

If women can sue for negative treatment/retaliation for taking their permitted maternity leave, I can sue for negative treatment/retaliation for taking my permitted lunch break.

Absolutely agreed. Granted, if I were salary, I’d probably be a little more flexible about it since I’m technically “on the job” regardless.

I’ve never been dinged on a review or denied a raise/promotion because I take my COMPANY-PERMITTED  1-hour lunch break, and if I ever am, I’m going to sue the fucking shit out of them.

Be bold or be a drone.  It’s nobody’s choice but your own.

If I’m out sick, I’m out sick.

“They weren’t ever prohibited, but when you see that the corporate culture involves everyone eating burritos hunched over keyboards, well, it’s bold to be the person who leaves to eat sushi for an hour every day.”

Fuck all religion. 100% of them. Yes, even that one.  Fuck religion.

It literally brings a smile to my face thinking about Gita telling her relatives she’s a “professional writer” and when they google her, they find out she makes a living cutting-and-pasting Twitter posts and Steam reviews about The Sims and gay furry dating sims.

Get over it, man.  200 MB is a fucking insane amount to be downloading over cellular.  You can wait until you’re on WiFi to download your shitty phone games.

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This is so depressing. Why do we have to “trick” men into caring about their offspring?

Came to see a Skee-Lo reference.  Glad to see someone made it.

I actually use “if I were” 99% of the time. I guess I need to start using “if I was” correctly.

Jesus Christ, I fucking hate men sometimes.
-Sincerely, a man 

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