No.  Fuck them.  I don’t have a single second of my life to waste on religion-pushing idiots.

Their high-speed passenger trains are sexy as fuck, bro.

Of course dude can’t be wasting any time on foreplay. What a fucking horny pig.

Sell out, with me oh yea
Sell out with me tonight
The record company’s gonna give me lots of money
and everything’s gonna be all right

The peaceful transition of power is one of the foundations of a functioning democracy.

Eat a blimpful of dicks, Nazi.

Sure, pal. Let me just forget the fact that he sent pictures of his penis to an underaged girl.

RIP Separation of Church and State

Yep.  Fuck God, and fuck religion.

“And no, I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you were thinking!”

“Paris Hilton Says...”

4chan and/or 8chan must be leaking.

-Zima

Way to make an absolute nothingburger into “LE CLASS WARFARE.”

-coming back 14 hours later to hurl a baseless STD accusation, when Hep C isn’t even an STD

-DC law

Depends on the state. I just checked and it’s not illegal to spit on someone in my state. The only exception was someone was charged with assault because they had Hepatitis C and spit directly in a police officer’s mouth.

No, but I can’t stop them from doing it, either.

If I ever see any member of the Trump administration in public, I’m just going to walk over, spit on them, and walk away without a word.

“How to Work in an Open Office”