Right? The dichotomy is so blatant it makes me cringe.

How the FUCK do you tackle rape “non-confrontationally?”

Just deflect it to Florida. Everyone wins! (Except Florida, but fuck Florida.)

As long as I get a kiddie pool-sized burrito bowl for Father’s Day, we’re good.

When we were dating, one of the first gifts I got my (now) wife was a VC gift card to celebrate losing our virginity to each other and going to get some sexxxay lingerie.

“Besides, making fun of the shitty writing is one of my favorite pastimes.”

“Why do they call him Regular-Sized Rudy?”

Yeah, this site is littered with grade-school typos, spelling/grammar errors, and the kind of piddly shit that literally 30 seconds of proofreading would catch.  “Professional” writers, my fucking ass.

Remember, kids: if you have an anime avatar, your opinion doesn’t matter.

You mean you don’t enjoy the articles about how a $3,000 baby swing is a MUST-HAVE for new parents? [CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE]

Hear hear!

To create passive income, all you have to do is CREATE and MARKET a PRODUCT!

“So...do you do a lot of PCP?”

Fuck, my wife and I miss WKUK and you just reminded me of them.  I’m sad now.

Ashley getting SHITTED ON

-weebs resorting to whataboutism
LOL, like clockwork.

100% this.  Fuck weebs.

I agree, but you need to be 100% sure you’re hitting back at the right target. If we had 100% irrefutable proof that a Russian hacker group knocked out our power plants, I’d fully support a military response to the group/building/whatever responsible.

I’ll bet you would.

“Fahey Discovers Visual Novels” would’ve been a better headline.