Hermione dies.

I’m so sorry to hear that.  Praying for you!

It’s weird that thermonuclear holocaust won’t be what ends civilization as we know it.  It’s social media.

Who gives a fuck.

Not respecting the peaceful transfer of power is THE LINE. You do NOT cross it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Eat a blimpful of dicks.

Yep.  Fuck religion.  All of them.  Every single one.

Yeah, this is kind of a nothingburger. It’s not like he lied under oath. He just said what you’re supposed to say in these situations. There are many, many, many reasons to detest this man, but this? C’mon, dude.

No.

They’re the GOP’s black friends.

Hear hear! Couldn’t agree more. This is the whole point of a fucking primary, boyos.

Without getting specific at all, I relied on Tumblr for kinky stuff and I have yet to find a replacement home.  If they lifted the ban, I’d come back in a heartbeat.

WHO COULD’VE FORETOLD THIS!?

Damn it, I already jerked off today.

Vaccines wouldn’t work anyway -- too many Thetans.

Thanks for taking offense at a tongue-in-cheek opener.  Keep fighting the good fight.

It’s “faring,” not fairing.

You’re not wrong. Jaden Smith is more of a mildly amusing, inoffensive mediocrity.

“Jaden Smith is playing...”
Pass.

Absolutely. “Complete dogshit but still not as bad as Emoji Movie” should definitely sell some tickets.