shieldbreaker
Shieldbreaker
shieldbreaker

Yep.  Hard pass.

Neither I nor my wife can understand why a woman would want to be a cheerleader. The job is literally to look pretty and cheer for the strong men playing sports. Where the fuck is the fulfillment in that?

“Don’t blame religion for not being intellectually curious.”

“I’m eating six piles of shit and you can’t stop me.”

Cubanos are fucking amazing.  I have gone SO FAR out of my way to get one at times.  If I go to any restaurant and there’s a Cubano on the menu, I immediately stop looking and just order that.

I mean, this never looked like anything less than complete dogshit. Somewhere between Emoji Movie and Angry Birds.

I’m not that guy.  I’m a different guy who’s been married to a very intelligent woman for 13 years.  

You seem to have missed the part where stupid people with no interest in learning or questioning stay stupid. A lot of people value intelligence just as - if not more - highly as attractive physical appearance. That’s their call to make, but you can feel free to judge all you want. If you want to date stupid, go date

Neat.

And then there’s this asshole.

But a new computer simulation suggests that not only are water worlds prevalent, they’re also teeming with water...”

Religion is fucking stupid.  Do with that what you will.

Drive safe.  Don’t rape.

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Please write about something that isn’t The Sims, holy fuck.

Just Another Asshole Vegan™

She made her choice(s).  Fuck ‘er.

Friendly reminder that “I don’t like either of the candidates so I’m voting for Giant Meteor lmao” is how we got Trump. Thanks.

McAlister’s sells pizzas?  Must be a regional thing.  Granted, I haven’t been to one in a while but I’ve literally never seen anything remotely resembling pizza at a McAlister’s.