18 YEARS!? Holy FUCK, please see a doctor for a routine checkup ASAP.

McAlister’s is the only place I willingly suffer the upcharge to replace my normal side with a cup of chili because their chili is fucking incredible.

Yeah, that sounds about white.

Literally nothing about Fortnite is worth watching.  Now fuck off and go cash your check from Epic, fucking stooge.

ok

I absolutely cannot except this.

Oh Christ, who fucking cares?

I’ll take double or nothing on that bet.

Remember, kids: If you have an anime avatar, your opinion doesn’t count.

LOL, complete with “little anime girl” avatar.  This dope’s beyond parody.

His wife must be so proud.

Jesus Christ, religion is stupid.

Really? “Fascinating?”

Probably, yeah.
And you’d still eat it because it’s motherfucking bacon.

Counterpoint:  there is literally no way of cooking bacon in which you wouldn’t eat the bacon afterward.

Good. Fuck weebs.

Same here, man.  I swore off Looter-Shooters for good but the insane amount of positive word-of-mouth for TD2 sucked me in.  I absolutely loved every single second I played...until I hit the endgame.  I just can’t commit any more of my time to running the same missions over and over and over again just to get a Rifle…

Oh, Jesus fuck.

lol fuck that

Wow, you are one dumb piece of shit, huh?