And it’s still as boring as watching shit dry.

1) Check-out at the front desk.
2) Leave.

Same.  Literally not a single one.  And I’m okay with that.

Wow.  That’s fucking stupid.

MOTHERFUCKING OBLITERATED
HOLY SHIT

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, I just came so hard.  Every time Warren speaks, I love her more.

Fucking manchildren.

Very good point. Just knowing that the bartender and staff have your back must make a bad situation a little less scary.

Good point. It does specifically mention Grindr.

We’re all what?
WE’RE ALL WHAT!?!?

Yeah, I think advertising this tactic is not a great idea. Now you’re gonna have some chucklefuck hear his date “ask for Angela” and go ape-shit on her.

This motherfucker just lost my vote.  This was the last straw.

...Fancy shapes? You can do shapes beyond “tapered cylinder”???

...Fancy shapes? You can do shapes beyond “tapered cylinder”???

Right? Granted, I may be biased as a man who loves/is married to a plus-size woman but...those models are considered “plus size”? Really? I’m honestly wondering and honestly asking because they just look like...well, exactly how you described them.  Generic hourglass girls who are just taller.

No thanks.

It’s a good thing all our thinking and praying is effecting actual change in the world.

“If this comment gets 100 stars, we’re going to pour KETCHUP all over Miranda Cosgrove’s FEET! LOL Wouldn’t that be so funny? LMAO”

Religion is fucking stupid. All religions. Every single one.  That’s all I got.

“WAAAAAAAH I CAN’T INSTAGRAM MY FOOOOOOOOOD”

Kilmeade is a huge piece of shit but TO BE FAIR, the best pie by far is cake.