“...you didn’t even provide constructive criticism...”

Yeah, no.  If a stranger complimented me on my parenting in public, I’d give them a hard side-eye and walk away quickly.

Glad to see other commenters calling bullshit on this completely overblown non-issue.  Try harder next time.

“OH MY GOD THEY MENTIONED OWNING A GUN!”
*proceeds to use guns to murder hundreds of people for hundreds of hours*

Take a moment to peruse my comments and you’ll see I call out male writers just as often, if not more often. Nice try on the “beta-cuck incel” defense, though. And you assume incorrectly - I read many professional publications every single day. Guess how many grade-school typos and errors I see in them? Zero. Because…

I don’t. She does - but apparently doesn’t have enough respect for her own work to spend thirty seconds proofreading before hitting ‘Publish’. Keep defending laziness, I guess.  

“An Omaha woman—who is presumably not a jerk—was driving a 2003 Kia Sorrento was in a Taco Bell drive-thru, ordering food via the intercom...”

GOD DAMN IT, you stole my comment.  Have a star.

Literally what moron didn’t already know this? Do we also need to explain one-way mirrors and how the people on the other side can see you even though you can’t see them?

In a (supposedly) infinite universe, there are infinite possibilities. Anything that COULD happen anywhere HAS happened or IS happening somewhere. It is literally impossible that we are the only planet in existence with life on it. Literally impossible.

ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET?  OH MY FUCKING GOD, I AM SO SICK OF WINNING SO HARD ALL THE TIME.

Right? They literally made an app to find and rank conservitard Safe Spaces.

That’s how you fuckin’ do it!  Brava, Italia!

I always fucked it up and stopped trying.  Mad props to the folks who make it look so easy.  I’ve been smoking out of a bowl for 15+ years with no ragrets.

I always fucked it up and stopped trying.  Mad props to the folks who make it look so easy.  I’ve been smoking out…

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!?!?!?!?!?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!?!?!?!?!?

“...the only man you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican digging your grave.”
-Nikki Glaser on Ann Coulter

I spent 45 minutes emailing the remaining advertisers this morning, so I did my part.

OSU was nice and all but I am SO FUCKING GLAD I never have to be in Columbus ever again.

Speed Racer is fucking incredible and by far the best live-action anime movie.

Welcome to capitalism.