Yeah, because my problem with the Bible is its aesthetic layout.  

It’s “burying the lede,” grumpass.  

Our First Lady is literally Lucille Bluth.

What a completely unnecessary piece of shit movie.  What kind of fucking weirdo will actually see this in the theater?  Or ever?

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

Yep. The methods may have changed, but kids will always be kids.

The gig economy is fucking dogshit.  I don’t care how desperate you are - I’d work 60 hours a week at McDonald’s before I took a gig “””job”””.

Maybe stop making fucking Looter Shooters when the genre is already reviled and dying.

Can confirm. My 3yo son got glasses when he was 2. He hated them at first and wouldn’t keep them on but eventually it stuck. It helps that mommy and daddy both wear glasses too, to make it seem “normal.” He says he “can look better” so that’s first-hand evidence they were needed and are doing their job.

THE GREATER GOOD

Counterpoint: shopping at Kroger with their “Scan and Go” guns and our Trolley Bags (look them up, they’re amazing) is the best shopping experience I’ve ever had in my life and I don’t ever want to go back to shopping any other way.

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If he loses and doesn’t concede, I’m storming the White House.

I’m embarrassed for you if you’ve ever cut yourself shaving after the age of, say, 18.  

Nuke Alabama.
I’m kidding.
Am I kidding?

Fuck, beat me too.  Well played.

“Walton Goggins to play a hot...”

Die in prison, bitch.