DID YOU HEAR THAT, EVERYONE?  MICHAEL BLUTH IS THREATENING ME!

Seriously, who the fuck is this for?

Yes.

No.

Nobody cares.  Please stop reporting every single thing these worthless garbage people say/do/eat/tweet.

Oh boy, another game where we can do the same handful of missions over and over and over and over and over again until you get a +2 Rifle so you can go do the same handful of missions over and over and over and over and over again.

He got Melvined in the Jackson Hole, alright.

-When you have an article due in 20 minutes and you have no idea what to write about, but you just heard about FaceApp so you go with that

You’re on the internet. I just assume everyone hates me all the time so I’m never taken by surprise when they do.

Maybe if they had made a sprawling, well-realized single-player RPG instead of chasing the latest gimmick trend way too late with something way too similar, they wouldn’t be in this position.

His parents must be devastated.

Nothing.

I admit “incel” in poorly used in this article as a catch-all term for virgins of all stripes. You are correct that actual incels (your Elliot Rodgers, etc.) are a small, albeit virulent, minority.

Not mad. Sorry if that was vague. Ur cool.

“Loser” is a classic for a reason. I love it when low-level insults hurt even more than extreme ones due to the lack of enthusiasm it shows. Like, I’m not even going to be bothered to call you a “staggeringly misinformed fucking moron” when I could just say “ur dumb.”

I don’t fundamentally disagree that a misogynist will be a misogynist regardless of sex-having or any other factors, really. But incels are basically defined as “radicalized misogynists.” As disgusting as it sounds, if some of these incels had gotten a girlfriend/boyfriend and a healthy relationship it may have…

I rushed to the comments to see who complained about “incel” and was disappointed to see it was you, Puddinghead.

You sound like a fuckin’ awesome old lady.

Vegans love nothing more than evangelizing veganism and reminding the rest of “meat-normative society” (fuck you) that we’re all horrific mass murderers.  I’m surprised the article wasn’t longer.

What a hard-hitting article about video games!!!