Catering to every single thing that might impact any individual on earth in any way is not the definition of “compassion” but I appreciate your oversimplification and self-righteousness.

Are you really such a snowflake that you insist all people everywhere must keep all peanuts away from you at all times forever?

Exactly, fuck keeping very young kids away from peanuts. We gave our little one peanuts and peanut butter as soon as he could eat solid foods. He’s fine.

Fuck me, I am very very intimately knowledgeable about Blippi. My 3yo loves him and I’ve seen every single one of his videos 30 times. There’s definitely worse things he could be watching but still.....ugh.

If you have a food allergy, it’s up to you to deal with it.  

“I’m a professional hitman.”

I don’t care what anyone says, Her is a fucking masterpiece. The relationship between Theo and Samantha grows so naturally and feels so real. Without sex (for the most part), their relationship is completely based on just talking, getting to know each other, supporting their dreams, etc.

Your fault for living somewhere you can’t afford, I guess?

And nothing of value was lost.

Either/or
Neither/nor

“The theory is making the internet rounds this week, with its origins in a YouTube video...”

Yeah, I was literally just about to forward this to my wife and...I stopped.  I’m sure she’ll stumble upon it herself eventually but I don’t need to hasten that anxiety attack.

Yeah, their real issue is “economic anxiety.” Fucking whatever.

A fool and his money...

It’s not a moose, it’s a funky-looking donkey.

Kill yourself, Michelle. Do it.

Who gives a shit?  Fuck this stupid, worthless ho.

Ah, Japan.  The birthplace of incels.

I’ve heard it again and again and I’ve noticed it’s 100% true, at least when I pay attention to who’s looking at who while laughing.

Last I saw, it was “demonrats.” I guess we evolved!