What a stupid fucking idea for a movie.  Stop fellating The Beatles and write something original.

You expect Kotaku writers to understand basic facts about game plots before they write something about it? Ha!

Our first just turned 3 and we were lucky enough that he started sleeping through the night at around 5.5 months with no effort or “training” on our part. Number Two is due in early July and they say every baby is different, so I’m “excited” to see what kind of baby he is.

Oh boy, another game where you do the same handful of repeatable bullshit over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until you get a +2 Rifle so you can go back to doing the same handful of repeatable bullshit over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Is there anything more exhausting than a celebrity who recently found Jesus and wants everybody to know?

This whole site is full of people who can’t hack it as professional writers, so they write “news” on what is essentially LiveJournal and high-five themselves.

I will never stop pointing it out:

“A swastika is a flag, just like the rainbow flag or an Earth Day bumper sticker. It self-identifies and labels a person in a way they choose but it also serves as an introduction, a means to begin the conversation. Done correctly it can lead to greater understanding. We should look at the swastika as yes, a warning,…

A motherfucking shitload of people.  Go to bed, grandpa.

Mackenzie Bezos is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and, I see, is being recognized more and more. 

No need to be sorry. It’s no more egregious than the multiple spelling/grammar errors the “professional” writers on this site make every day. I just couldn’t help taking a good-natured swipe at a Bezos. (I know literally nothing about Mackenzie and, in fact, was only recently alerted to the fact that she is a person…

“The bar where I work wants to ban MAGA hats.”

I hate it when I order a pizza and some guy tries to come invade my house with the pizza I ordered.

There’s nothing interesting about Mackenzie Bezos.

Yeah, it’s poor wording. It’s not like:

Kill yourself, Michelle Carter.

It’s good to see them do the absolute bare minimum way way way too late.

DO NOT WATCH IT. AT ALL. IN ANY WAY. EVER.

Seriously, who cares? I haven’t had to think about or hear or see Tyra Banks in years and then your ass has to pop up and pretend she’s still relevant.

Ah, the American Dream!