Apparently not because they’re an eyesore that drive down property values BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. I personally couldn’t care less either way, just shocked that so many people care SO FUCKING MUCH about these sheds.  

“...and Willow...being more relaxed than in previous portrayals.” 

I mean, I already do that, so... bring on the apocalypse, I’m ready!

Don’t forget the NFL is tax-exempt because........................................uh.........................capitalism?

Holy fuck, HOAs. I mostly ignore their shit but our neighborhood has been mired in a Shed Fight for over two years now, with multiple votes and petitions and overturning of results and huge angry Nextdoor threads, etc.  It’s practically at the level of vitriol we saw in the 2016 election, except this is about whether…

It’s astounding how this incredibly bland, unfunny white guy keeps failing upward.

Condoms suck. It’s like having a local numbing agent applied directly to your genitals. Even with the “barely there super-thin” condoms, I feel maybe 15% of the normal sensation I feel without a condom.

Same. It doesn’t help that I had recently played the objectively best FF in existence (FF6) before jumping into FF7. Yes, the graphics were pretty and HOLY SHIT FMV CUTSCENES but god damn, was everything else mediocre. Bland characters, sloppy writing with plot holes everywhere, boring gameplay where none of the…

You.  I like you.

This is not at all how I remembered the Buffy spin-off.

MOTHERFUCKING OBLITERATED

Shakespeare.

-“DIE YOU FA**OT NI**ER!” 

Wow, it...looks exactly like every other generic mobile JRPG, right down to the little-robot-girl-with-giant-pink-hair.

Their parents must be so proud.

I like that you came back to edit your post but still left “lose” misspelled.

Exciting news for all 17 players!

As a former GameStop store manager, I applaud this news.  Down in flames, motherfuckers.  Down in flames.

The answer is you can’t.  You can’t have people take your journalism seriously when you bury today’s headlines between “Which Discontinued 90's Soda Are You?” and “Viral Video of Baby Doing Something Cute.”