Fuck ‘em.

“I’m a millennial and I’m married and/or have sex, so this can’t possibly be an issue among millennials.”

“God God Jesus God Bible Light of God Jesus God Glory of God”

Or as I always say, “roll me up in a carpet and throw me off a bridge.”

God forbid you take the three seconds necessary to determine if you’re correct before hitting ‘Publish’.

Turns out there’s very few people willing to sign on with the modern equivalent of cartoonishly evil Stormtroopers.  

It’s incredibly fucking stupid.

Does [WORTHLESS WHITE WOMAN 1] secretly like [WORTHLESS WHITE WOMAN 2]!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  

I did get a very Republique vibe from this. That game was all over the place in terms of quality but overall I enjoyed it.

“Year three doesn’t seem poised to introduce as many radication changes as last year did...”

It’s Torry Lemon, get it right!

Trolling with Ace of Base? I think I love you.

This witch hunt is finding so many fucking witches!

I don’t disagree.  Nacho Fries are motherfucking incredible.  

Heaven?

I’m a firm believer in #AlwaysDennys because there are none in my area. Whenever I’m out of town and there’s a Denny’s somewhere nearby, that’s where you’ll find my ass.

As the article points out, Domino’s actually got a fuckload better after their “Sorry for Sucking” rebranding effort.  I have no problem ordering Domino’s.  (It helps that they’re fucking everywhere.)

Hear hear.  They could offer free blowjob house-calls with every pizza order and I’d still never order them again.  Papa John’s was already super mediocre even before their (former) owner casually dropped an N-bomb.  Now it may as well be radioactive.

I’ve read Sponsored Content that sounded less like Sponsored Content than this.

Very exciting news for the 23 remaining FO76 players.