-saw the error from the main page
-clicked on the article just so I could make this comment
-came down and saw it’s already there, and it’s the top comment 

Have you never played or seen Ace Combat? Yes, there are three different views available, including a fully modeled cockpit.

I’m terrified of getting pulled over for suspicion of a DUI because no matter what, to this day, even stone-cold sober, I cannot recite the alphabet backwards. I stumble, I miss letters, I sound like an idiot.

I pretty much lost all faith in Lifehacker after the “don’t stir the creamer into your coffee because i dunno lol” article. What a pile of fucking shit.

I like to think we all have a price that we’d be willing to murder another human for. Mine’s probably in the hundreds of millions, if not just a billion dollars.

It’s one of the worst games I’ve ever seen, so it’s apt.

But he uses three-dollar words and makes fun of undergraduate students in multiple paragraphs, so he MUST be really really super smart!

Oh my god, nobody cares about these worthless fucking people.  

1000% this.

Hear hear.  I didn’t know who Kristen was back then and that stupid fucking series made me vow to never find out.

Came here to explain but you did a great job.  Long story short, Delaware is the friendliest state for corporations by far.  I do contracts for a CRO in Kentucky but 99% of our contracts are governed by Delaware law.  

“For the first time in quite a while, I am genuinely worried about the future of our republic.”

“Oh, you don’t belong to my club? You can starve and die then. Fuck off.”

Ding ding ding!

“It was the top show in six cities: Arizona, Iowa, Maine, Nevada, New Hampshire, and South Carolina.”

Why? End of the Fucking World is excellent.

Over 1500 words about pressing the ‘Down’ button in a children’s party game.  Holy fucking shit.

Oh fuck you, now the theme song is playing on repeat in my head.

“Hey bitch, you’re a shitty tipper.  Up your game or go out with someone else.”

Nobody fucking cares.  Please stop talking about these worthless, worthless people.