He absolutely could, you’re right. Doesn’t mean he should have to, or that it doesn’t say something awful about American press journalism.

“...has entered the oak milk fray like the Kool-Aid Man.”

Will you teach them how to blog if they teach you how to proofread?

...because you can swivel both the base and the top to full customize exactly what your white noise sounds like.

...because you can swivel both the base and the top to full customize exactly what your white noise sounds like.

I own this exact model (and love it). It looks like this because you can swivel both the base and the top to fully customize exactly what your white noise sounds like (deep and droning, higher-pitched and whispy, etc.).

I own this exact model (and love it). It looks like this because you can swivel both the base and the top to fully…

Hi there! You don’t seem to be able to read a room so I’m here to help:

Go away, grandpa.

Very good to hear.  I will now continue to give The Rock my money.

Neither can the President, yet here we are.

“In Northern California, a “mass causality overdose” caused by fentanyl ...”

Fuck this entire generation.

Haha, yeah, my jeans don’t fit because my butt is too athletic, haha.

Delete your Twitter account.  Problem solved.

I’m okay with that.  Was I supposed to keep giving money to the guy insulting my entire generation and worldview?

Wait, so the chick with the long purple hair and dress is a man voiced by Troy Baker?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m done paying money for anything The Rock does ever again.  Bye-bye.

No.

“Great, now you’ve got the meth cooking! It’ll take 18h35m to finish, or you can spend 120 gems to finish it right now!”

“The result is a hilarious, non-stop barrage of affirmation and descent...” 

I saw one comment on this post and I hoped it was about how this very site (and lots of others) have been debunking the benefits of 90%+ of vitamins.  Thank you for doing your part, pigeonrat.

I saw one comment on this post and I hoped it was about how this very site (and lots of others) have been debunking…