That’s your fault for being on fucking Tinder.

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Yeah, this.  La Croix is fucking gross.  I haven’t tried a single flavor that didn’t make me want to spit it all out immediately.

ok?

That’s a whole lot of words to say fucking nothing.

“These games portray the lives and identities of marginalized, real-world people as little more than titillation for the (assumed cisgender) player.”

I read all that in Lana’s voice and it’s even better.

Holy fuck, there’s a new low every day. What will it take for you all to finally delete your Facebook accounts?

Fuck yeah, Freya!

How the fuck does a “professional” “writer” misspell WAREHOUSE twice?

Just look at all those mildly attractive, non-threatening white people!  

Yeah, I stopped reading at “ClickHole contributor.”

“I don’t use Alexa because of privacy concerns (even though I use Google and Facebook and lots of other things), but if any of you stupid idiots are dumb enough to have one of these shitty things in your house, here’s some words, I guess.”

Dude, it’s customer service 101.  I don’t care if you’re the best server ever, if you look like a sourpuss who would rather be at home in bed, that’s going to be a big turn-off and a damper on my meal.  Faking a smile should be second-nature to those in the service industry.  It’s not hard, bro.  Move those face…

Maybe that’s because it’s a boring dogshit grind that got boring after two months and they plan for it to be a decade-long franchise?  LMAO

I switched to Dollar Shave Club and am very happy with their 4-blade razor.  Highly recommended to anyone on the fence.  

Her baby’s dead because she believed in some dumb meme from internet strangers. Great job.

It’s very brave of you to stand for nothing.

The wife and I voted early this past weekend and had to bring the 2-year-old out of necessity. Being two years old, he goes apeshit for stickers of any kind, so he was super excited and the poll workers were loving how his little face lit up as he pressed two of the “Future Voter” stickers onto his jacket.

Even the “professional” version sounds painfully unprofessional. The best one I’ve seen was only a joke that a coworker sent to the ~10 people in our department, which read: