Then you have clear timelines and you intend to stick to them. I’m in contracts and I will absolutely “check in” and “circle back” and “follow up” with you every single day (after the expected date) until I get a fucking response.

Still a boring waste-of-time rip-off at $0.  

But more importantly, it bears the name.

You know you’ve played too much Splinter Cell when you read ‘the Fifth Freedom’ and immediately start thinking of extrajudicial killings sanctioned by the US government.

Also at Kroger.  My wife goes apeshit for them -- she puts Tim Tams in S’mores instead of Hershey’s chocolate.  I have to admit they’re pretty damn tasty like that.

Fuck this entire generation.

If only Uchigashima had been carrying an assault rifle, this wouldn’t have happened.  

Oh christ, fuck off.  Stopped reading there.

Ok but seriously, fuck Joel.  

They’re cheating on each other with each other all the time.

Definitely don’t look.  I’m no squeamish or anything and I can handle the momentary prick of mild pain, but it’s a special kind of body horror to see a thin sliver of metal bury itself into my flesh.  I just look directly at the nurse and make polite small talk until she says it’s done.

I’m super excited for more Yakuza. I ignored the series for years and finally pulled the trigger when I got Yakuza Kiwami and Yakuza 0 for under $20 each. I blew through them both and immediately bought Kiwami 2, which I am currently working my way through and loving every second. I’ve been playing so much Yakuza for…

My heart hurts just reading that.

I draw the line at Octuple-stuffed.

Can’t handle shunning?  Do you need a safe space?

Yeah, I’ve always assumed Cheesecake Factory operated under “international waters” law — i.e. no law.
Granted, I’ve only been twice in my life, which is plenty.

Yep, I do this all the time.  I see an article about “the scariest new movie out now!!!” and immediately google it + wikipedia and read the plot.  Then if I ever DO see it (unlikely), I know what I’m getting myself into.

Glad I’m not the only one that thought so.

*has also begun

“...no onion, no mustard.”