“Why would a boss sexually harass her? I mean look at her. He’s successful and she’s fat and ugly. No way do I believe her. He could do way better.

This is the face of a man who says, "actually" at least two dozen times a day.

Point the First: Mr. Yacht sucks. His issues with confrontation are his own, and he is using them to manipulate you.

I remember you! Glad you’re still having fun!

Having trouble with his baby mama and wanted to test the waters with you/remind himself ~what could have been~ but you were too happy to play along! Is my theory anyway

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin’ out in front of places sellin’ weed ‘n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals ‘n shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... I’d be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form...... and fuck…

Why would he change? He’s been endorsed by many in the Democratic Party leadership. All over social media Democrats are swearing to vote blue no matter who. Every time a comment reads, “He’s not my first choice, but I’ll vote for him,” it emboldens those who have decided he should be the anointed candidate. Why would…

Your appreciative audience raises a virtual mug to you. Enjoy your beer.

So, Lamar Odom. Okay. Don’t really know a thing about the man, but about how many people can it be said, “Had to be airlifted after being found face-down at the end of a four-day brothel-bender, but- he was just too damn big for the helicopter, so they had to send him in an ambulance instead.” (https://www.tmz.com/2015…

I am short, and I don’t enjoy being teased about it. So thanks for the reminder that being tall isn’t necessarily a picnic either. Sometimes it’s just flat out not possible to find an employee to help you reach something high up, so thank you for those times when you have helped with that, but it’s good to hear from a…

And fact-checkers.

In spite of the dreadful legacy of Biden’s drug laws and his support for stricter criminal sentencing, his son Hunter’s numerous and decades-long fondness for cocaine and meth have somehow never landed him in jail. (While millions of Americans have suffered for his laws)

Man, Moby is a dick.

This is a logical take that I agree with. I know it’s not healthy for me either.

But to be fair, my cat did eat my red yucca plant completely two days ago, so he can eat a dick.

Or a genie?

Don’t tar us all with the same brush! I’m just a pervert. 

Summer can gladly come! I am soooo tired of wearing my fall/winter outfits and closed toe shoes. Admittedly I tend to wear sandals no matter the weather because I live in Southern California (except when it rains) but that’s beside the point! I wanna go to the beach and the park without needing to bring a jacket.

Ellie, hi! Good to see your byline again.

I believe that this is what kids are calling “receipts” now-a-days.

Same. With the exception of that mall goth Crypt Keeper known as Jeffree Star, I only have a vague idea of who these people are. But I’ve been sucked in because I’m bored and petty. :P