I wish there exists something that would literally detect lies with 100% accuracy. It does not exist. I am not talking about a polygraph. I am talking about a truth serum my good man. Just kidding.

What? Oh shit! Lie detectors exist!? Well guess we don’t need to wish one existed that worked. Since one does. Oh but wait! You just said they don’t work! I’m so confused. Guess a time machine it is.

“Face its destiny and be crush-ed”👌

2017- where’s the actual working lie detector? Fucka time machine let’s get truth

I officially can’t recognize Fergie. All the chicks in the MILF video looked the same- I could spot Chrissy tho. But she looked like a diff human in every video.

This is why I read posts. Thanks for that- 30min of awesome content. Never would have stumbled upon otherwise.

Thanks you are awesome

Srsly- wtf!

Rec on literature or a point in that direction? This is hitting close to home

The only response

I have watched this a dozen times. It’s gold!! What show is it?

It looks like a pinched turd

Ok QUACKENBUSH- calm the duck down.

Ah shit - I see it now. Her physique in the show was refreshingly real- kinda like Abbie Jacobson. Where I could say, “hey I know her.”

She seems tall in the show- maybe her costars are itty bitty

I am with you. But BALLERS!

Millennial living in snow country. Bought a 2017 renegade - 280$ a month with 3500 down. Super nice interior- versital 4x4 capability- good ground clearance and small enough to make me not feel like a soccer mom. Most ppl told me to get a Subaru- but i wanted to enjoy my car. I wouldn’t have ever bought the above…

This comment is so unnessasary - buuuut- cowboys wear scarves around ther necks- at least the ones I encounter. Think it’s to keep the sun off the neck or sweat - or I dont fucking know

The only real one for me was the too hard worker guy- literally proclaimed to management that we should all come into work on Labor Day “if it is took difficult to manage the work load down steam.” I must have shot him the filthiest look. We’re not working today tho. So ha!

Jesus Christ- how did that get made!