I have watched her tutorial almost 30 times today. Like. She is goals af.

Is this an April Fool’s Plank?

I got rid of mine seven years ago. I’m amazed people still cling to it.

No, just delete it. You will notice a significant quality of life boost almost immediately. Your interactions with the people you care about will be less frequent but more enjoyable. You will argue less with people you don’t know. You will feel less compulsion to check your devices every couple of minutes. You will…

well in defense... what the hell was the cop doing just sitting there? Waiting on an invitation?! I feel the road rage just watching that... GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

When my boyfriend was brand new, he bought me a tiny potted plant for Valentine’s day. 10/10

When my boyfriend was brand new, he bought me a tiny potted plant for Valentine’s day. 10/10

I don’t envy the women who are out there trying to meet people in this sea of sharks.

And Eli Manning upstaged Tom Brady in a Super Bowl for a third time.

Citroën 2CV6. I still want one.

1. Absolutely Not

1.) Is it bad that I was hoping that Dad was going to get some good licks in on Larry before anyone could intervene?

I was thinking about this last week because it haunts me.

That story is so horrifying.

Infuriating. Reminds me of when the Milwaukee police actually handed a young, minority victim of Dahmer’s back to him when he had managed to escape. Dahmer, being white, was able to convince the cops that the hysterical, bleeding boy and he had just had a lovers quarrel.

I had a zit on the right side of my nose which kept coming back (usual cycle: nothing, red spot, big zit, erupt from a hot wet cloth, bleed for a couple of days, then nothing, repeat...)

“Even when you have emotionally blocked energy, the best way to remove it is to remove it with love, and then replace it with God’s divine love. Love heals and allows you to continue to grow.”

I know, right. It carries the weight of “Whatever, bitch,” without the actual cursing.

Man, I really need to lose a ton of weight as well but I love my beer and I eat when I get stressed. Bad combination there.