my favorite dragon

I dipped and slanged dilly bars ages 19-23 :-) Boo yah. When I was 13 I was brace-faced, flat chested and super awkward- but watched "teen" movies with Alicia Silverstone, Skeet Ulrich and Reese Witherspoon. Gawd

My dad was abused too. It is so hard to empathize with him, but your words are encouraging.

lumbersexuals are big hardworking guys- whose attire reflects the job they do. Durable pants, tough boots, flannel or hoodie for warmth and beards because they are manley. They are my favorite. Swoon. Sigh. Swoon again.

Global Beet you are one of my favorite commenters.

HEY OPRAH

the only raised eyebrow I have here is: if I eliminate beer and replace it with pizza- I imagine I would gain weight more quickly. One beer is not equivalent to one slice of pizza. By that rule of thumb I'm eating 2 pizzas a weekend and 1.5 throughout the week. I would be huge!

This is my situation with my Dad. When I finally labeled him a narcissist, it was like the clouds parted, I was able to see him so clearly. I am not as frustrated anymore as when I thought he was a healthy minded person. Now I know he has a problem for real. And it explains so much of his behavior when I was growing…

Welp- since I have already said so much: period at 16 so looked like a scrawny boy until 13- awkward until 17.

You guys are all freaking out. Try to remember before puberty. I wouldn't do that now. I'm saying I DID that. It happened; before I was old enough to know better.

They grow up so fast!

no, that shit is weird.

I masterbated in the bed of my Morman friend when I was in my early teens. She was right next to me. I tried to be super descreat, but in hindsight I realize that I wasn't. It had nothing to do with her. I wonder if she knew, but I don't worry that she would think I'm a predator. This OMG she masterbated thing is…

How so?

Hey Mark, 13 year old me had this picture hanging on my wall. I cut it out from a magazine. 30 year old me doesn't mind either!!

My Mom and I rented dresses for my best friends wedding. I ended up wearing hers because mine looked awful and was way too revealing. She wore her second pick- that had her black spanx dress thing poking out the top. I will never rent again. I think if I was petite it would be easier. Although, My Mom is a size 6-8…

I have a number of 1000+ word emails from my Dad that are responses to (brief) sincere attempts on my part to convince him that his actions against my Mom, around their divorce, are hurtful and wrong. I always thought he was a narcissist, but my god, I've got fucking bingo on every letter. So sad. Worst part- I could…

I just started using the Diva Cup yesterday. I have some things to learn. Turning it 360 is difficult. And I woke up last night with an EMERGENCY

thank you for this

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