I "dated" a homeless guy. He had two duffle bags of VHS porn, the bulk of his belongings. I would drive him down a hill to get an orange flavored malt liquor from 7/ 11. I worked at Wendy's. I also kicked him out after two months. It wasn't easy to do. I didn't realize he was homeless.

That was really sad. He said it, "don't ever ever end up like me." And that interviewer can go fuck himself.

I just read that entire sponsored add, thinking it was a real post, and felt so duped! Worst.

The article pic might as well have been a clown jumping out at you in the mirror- it sent my stomach into my throat. Trigger warning!!!!!!!!!

Thiiiiis.

I had to stifle my laughter so my bf wouldn't ask what I was reading.

http://goo.gl/7SCitX

Monica- Don't Take it Persona

This is an abomination.

I dance in a cooler at my work while listening to my iPod. I'll stop and look around to make sure nobody is hiding in the pallets, also to check if they haven't installed security cameras in the cooler over night! Then sassily boogie on.

A quick google search confirmed it. Why does anyone still say, "I'm not racist because of my proximity to said race!" Jesus fuck havnt we already gone over that.

I have never seen her show, why does everyone seem to really dislike her? I must know!

This is who I pictured made Heidi Klum's dress.

The music videos were just versions of Weird Al's "white and nerdy." I didn't find it offensive, maybe embarrassing- but pretty harmless.

Man, fuck whoevers sensibilities that masturbated.

This is an hommage to the roots that her art grew from. Playful and self aware. Bringing not only the big butt, but the anaconda too. She's hip hop. It's 2014, I loved it.

YAAS girl! Cassandra 2014

I think the internet has done wonders for cats. I have never been a cat person, but I'm slowly turning... into a person who appreciates their cuteness.

Doctor S is the cool doctor.

I talk to the wind... Mmmm