The fact that modern vehicles don’t have a button that makes it a well lit area by extending poles with high intensity LEDs, while illuminating the passenger compartment, starting multiple cameras streaming to offsite storage, and calling your mamma, the mayor and the press to boot, just goes to show that automakers…

He also has some that make fun of specific cliches like “I, Your Stepbrother, Decline Your Advances.” 

but the most fun thing would be to start being openly dissatisfied with his sexual performance and ya know, torture him slowly

Harry is more than likely going to be a spokesperson for this company.

So how many airports, car dealerships and landfills did the original 13 colonies have?

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

“I won’t speculate any further”

You’re most likely mad at yourself for denying yourself the pleasures that someone else enjoyed.

The revolution will be aerobicized. 

Thanks, this is really helpful and great.  Volunteering is definitely something I want to do, now if only this stupid pandemic would end so I can be around other people!

Thanks for reporting on this, it is very important.

I gave out a bonus point each time someone corrected my spelling, which is admittedly terrifyingly bad, and hopefully proved by example that perfection wasn’t the point of writing, effectively advocating for one’s own ideas is. Also, Hawthorne himself didn’t even spell it Hawthorne until he graduated college, so I’m…

Mrs. Ghost is not a statistician, but she is an academic with enough training in the field that I get highly suspicious any time I see a Twitter thread attempting to prove a political point with some kind of statistical analysis. So you have my sympathy.

I’m so glad there’s a well reasoned and coherent POV around here because I thought I was going nuts.
Also the complete inability to discuss these fads as things enjoyed by individuals because they like them and that’s totally legitimate rather than because they are ‘a type of person’ who has been zapped by a…

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask that we restrict the shitting on things white women do to the things that actually hurt people. Karen-ing to get the grocery store clerk fired because they looked at her the wrong way or made her wear a mask? Shit on! Karen-ing to get the cops to come out and murder some black…

Your summation hit home with me so much more than the article. Thanks!

We simply like the idea of a day of gratitude and a family meal together. At the start of the meal we go around the table and everyone says what they are grateful for.

But pointing at all of the activities and foods associated with fall in America and labeling them “white girl” things in 2020 doesn’t necessarily connote a hatred or disdain for them

I still use the phrase “It’s in that place where I put that thing that time” with reckless abandon

“It is elementary, my dear Inspector; Netflix will make the money, and the Doyle estate would very much like to take that money.”