If anyone needs a hearty LOL today and you haven’t read it yet, read Alice Saville’s review of “Bitter Wheat”, a play about Harvey Weinstein that fucking David Mamet wrote, because of course he fucking would. http://exeuntmagazine.com/reviews/review-bitter-wheat-garrick-theatre/

are there no photos of the xmas dick? the facebook link didn’t go anywhere, and the news station blurred it “to keep things pg-23.”

God, my favorite thing of late is to just not pretend to know what Harvard is. People will say “college in Boston” and then I go “oh, I heard BC is nice” and then they say “no, Harvard” and then I follow up with “oh, the community college?” or “oh, we had a JSA from there, very nice but they clearly couldn’t quite…

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Straight female here but I used to work at a talent agency that repped Kate Moenning and I have never been so attracted to a woman in my life. She used to stand near my desk and read copy and my boss thought it was hilarious because I acted like a dumb schoolgirl any time she talked to me. It’s gotta be the power of…

I can only hear this in the Car Talk guys’ voices - “John Bugsy Lawler, back from the dominant, prominent, malcontent, nonevent, rubber cement, breach of trust with fraudulent intent pussy...”

Guyger confirmed she had intended to kill Jean

Look at the shirt my husband ordered that came today!  Woot Woot!

Any word on Dick Cheney’s whereabouts?

Literally scanned the entire thing first waiting for the ever-present dig at her.....but nope. Wow.

You guys. A Jezebel writer said something positive about Taylor Swift, and kinda defended her against an assface.

Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

Do you not understand this franchise?

Seriously. I actually think the way she worded that statement is fairly crafty. She’s not saying “I love Trump”, she’s talking about what people (erroneously) thought they were voting for (lower drug prices, less corruption) which *is* what Turmp was promising. And McConnell *is* opposed to what Turmp promised. It’s a …

Of course it’s okay to critique a song... but maybe if you’re gonna do it try to have a better argument than

Counterargument: Taylor Swift is fucking cool?

I think it is hard to blame companies for not wanting to send their female employees to Georgia. What if, god forbid, one of their pregnant employees miscarries, and these dolts refuse to do an abortion because the fetus “might still be viable”? Or their employee gets charged with murder for miscarrying? Gets raped…

This. We can complain about capitalism later. This is huge. 

I don’t care if it’s a publicity grub, big companies do those all the time and have zero obligation to also make them socially aware. Not sure if this will actually be an ad shown on TV or just a web exclusive, but this may very well be the first depiction of a trans man that Joe Everyday has ever seen. That is huge.

I have no idea what conflict is being talked about here beyond what was written in the above article, but it seems strange for an article in Jezebel to start off by complaining that a criticism waged by another woman about a website criticizing women (even if limited to their fashion choices) shouldn’t exist b/c WOMEN…