Nope. Vasectomy in 2010. Just goop.

I really dislike when women (or men) think they can ‘save’ someone or ‘keep them out of trouble’. No, you can’t. And you shouldn’t try. It’s a grown-assed man who is responsible for himself and his choices. Let him save himself and get on with you.

I am currently on a layover in Vomitsburgh as I continue my journey to get as far away as possible from Lover Town and Flavor Town.

*its

She’s probably insured for the theft. In which case she’s laughing because she just made $200,000 where she might not have made nearly that much otherwise.

Do you know how hard it is to adopt from the US? Especially if you want a baby or younger child. Not everyone wants to wait 5-10 years to maybe be given a child. And you’re right, there are way too many children in foster care. But they’re not up for adoption either because child welfare and the courts are very…

It’s partially cheaper because the controls aren’t as strict... there are a lot of ethical issues with adopting internationally, especially when adopting infants/younger children. It’s a business for international adoption agencies, and it can cross the line into child trafficking, especially when Westerners go into…

I don’t think it’s as simple as “they want them in the cute baby stage”. For a lot of people, adoption is the last resort, after years of trying for kids and sometimes after many rounds of unsuccessful fertility treatments. Can you blame them for wanting a baby so that if they can’t have a bio kid, they can get a kid…

This isn’t directed at you but I feel it’s important to note that not all older kids that have ended up in foster care are severely damaged. Kids end up in foster care for all kinds of reasons at all different stages of their lives. Kids that are raised in loving homes since birth can bottom out and become IV drug…

RAD can affect children who grew up in abusive/ neglectful homes from infancy. In severe forms it can lead children to be unable to form empathetic bonds with anyone, it can also lead to extreme inappropriate behavior. The sexual abuse of other children in the home, attempted seduction of authority figures, murder of…

I am super icked out by the hashtag praise Kris Jenner is heaping on Scott Disick. He’s a poor example of a partner and father. And really - baby daddy? Kris, you’re 60.

Dude, you need to chill the fuck out and try to remember that not everything you read in the comments section is literal. Also, you need to realize that I am in no way responsible for ANY aspect of your adoption/childbearing journey, and have no need to trip over myself apologizing over anything in regards to my…

but seriously, we are all goddamned ADULTS! Our own bedrooms should be a fucking perk of being an adult.

I want to have my makeup/hair professionally done just once and not by like the Belk ladies at the mall. I want to see what I could like like if a team of A-list level hair and makeup people went to town on my face and hair.

Yes, this. Though it's not always the case, it is something adoptive parents must consider. And I don't think there is anything wrong with admitting that you don't have the skills and/or resources to help a child that has special needs. It doesn't do anyone any favors to let your idealism overshadow your practical…

Keeping her family private by putting them on the cover of a magazine in the waiting room of every doctor’s office in America?

Well, have you worked with many foster kids? A lot of them have really serious emotional (and sometimes physical) problems. It's heartbreaking, and all children deserve a loving home, and I think it is wonderful that Bullock has done this- especially since she has the resources to help the little girl out with any…

My dream marriage definitely includes separate bathrooms and maybe separate apartments.

I hate to break it to you...but...Kim Kardashian had some images of her....Photoshopped. [Radar Online

Because they want them in the cute baby stage. Also, possibility of attachment disorders. Attachment disorder cases are so sad.