Disclosure: I have never seen the Real Housewives, but about 8 years ago, David ‘discovered’ me at a restaurant where I was working-I quit my job that night, and was signed to his label. We worked together for about a year and considering he’s a busy guy, I’d say we got to be friends and I definitely got a sense of…

I’m not going to college. I have done everything to prepare for college, so if I wanted to in the future, I could go at any time. But I’m not planning on going anytime soon. [voice heard in the background] Kim just said, “Good girl!”

With every photo of this spread I see, I hate this photographer’s work more and more. I get that the styling is meant to evoke a 60s feel, but it’s fucking awful. It’s not glamorous. It feels exploitative, like a joke at her expense.

She’s too young to wear so much makeup, but she’s old enough to have all the plastic surgety.

I thought this seemed like a rude photo until I remembered to live in the moment, and now I don’t remember why I thought th....does someone want to go hiking?

and current Jackie O

i need to use this again today...?

Um, why aren’t more people outraged over her posing in a wheelchair? I know ableism is pretty fucking rampant in life, but this is low even for the Kardashian/Jenner clan.

This is where the poop comes out.

Holy Fucking Christ! They remind me of female baboons who display their asses to all the boy baboons. Except they get an inordinate amount of money and attention for their display. And I hate myself, because I’m on the internet commenting upon their ass display.

Very sad. “Good girl” for not going to college? Wishing she didn’t have to wear excess makeup? And then participating in a photoshoot that’s mocking the shallow life she’s been pushed into.

I think insecurity is her thing

Her answers (along with these creepy-ass photos) are just kind of really sad? Like,

looks A LOT like Caitlyn here

I hate to do this, but her posing in a wheelchair like it is some sort of sexy glamorous accessory is actually a bit more than “semi-offensive.” If someone wearing, say, a Native American headdress as a costume is considered extremely insensitive (as it should be) and inappropriate, how is this any different? People…

wow, that was really sad to read. reality stardom has reached a point of where you don’t even have to pretend to be anything more than a useless airsucking vampire.

I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.

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Is Jezebel contractually obligated to write about Kylie Jenner at least twice a day? Because this is the second Kylie article in a day. And there wasn’t anything interesting in the first one either.